A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derisive term for the worst of a group, not the best; as in "ghetto allstar," "ad(ministrative) seg(regation) allstar" in a prison, and similar
"I don't like driving past the park, when the ghetto allstars are there."
A cheer gym that bribes USASF judges at worlds for wins! And most of the judges at cheer worlds are associated with topgun allstars or alums of the gym.
“Did you know Topgun allstars bribe the judges and the judges on the panel at cheer worlds come from TOPGUN?”
“Topgun allstars TGLC just had their 4PEAT, I guess the TOPGUN judges found it amusing”
An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.
Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.