A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole
Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse
These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it
Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"
Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier" Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?" Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
i sell used anal beads on twitter
i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.