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Antler Thruster

The partaking in wearing antlers atop one’s head during sex and penetrating their partner up the anus. This is done immediately after the deer is killed, and occurs on top of the corpse. Most commonly performed during the spring.

When he asked me to go on a hunting trip with him, I didn’t expect that we would be doing the Antler Thruster. It was a welcoming surprise.

by Dawn_2308 April 04, 2020

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 07, 2011

deer antlers

While Fucking a girl doggy style the man brings his hands up to his ears spread out and sqweels loudly.

While Jack was pounding jane from behind he gave her a deer antlers right as he blew his load.

antler piss

something that taste absolutely foul or disgusting can also be said out of anger a subsitute for( noncence )or( bullshit)

hey joey that miester brau taste like antler piss! or hey thats not right you got shafted thats antler piss,i

by Slab shifty January 08, 2011

bag of broken antlers

The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.

1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!

2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.

by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010

Butt Antlers or "Bantlers"

Butt antlers (abbreviated as "Bantlers"). Antler- or wing-shaped tattoo on the lower back or upper butt of a person.

She got a new tattoo that looks like antlers on her back and upper butt. So she got Butt Antlers or "Bantlers" now

by banana republic revolution September 07, 2020

Got my antlers scraped

Had sex. Refers to a male deer scraping the velvet from his antlers in the fall.

Sure glad I ran into Laurie down at the bar - I finally got my antlers scraped.

by Klevabich September 15, 2010