Country Dictionary

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend

Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

The yummiest dinning establishment I've ever had. 10/10 would eat again.

Yo dude wanna go to Applebee's?
Yeah totally its so yummy :3

Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.

Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.

literally Jesus

person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.