Country Dictionary

The condition of being pregnant. Similar to "wearing (one's) apron high." Presumably refers to the bulge under the apron.

"I wouldn't have expected such a high moral tone from a woman apron up and not married.

A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.

Player - "That was a shit call!"
Umpire- "Youre an ass apron!"

An apron worn in possibly messy or dangerous situations such as giving rusty trombones, donkey punching or working with clay to protect ones clothes.

Charles before I play you like a trombone I gotta grab my danger apron!

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

An obese rust player, that has homosexual rizz.

He looks like an apron.
Fr

the act of being a goon or plebian; representing the common folk

"My guy, you are looking like an absolute apron."

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.