A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)
Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"
Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.
Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!
The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.
Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."
a hole that looks like an anus or asshole.
They came across a hole in the middle of the jungle. The hole was an assy hole, to describe it in the best terms.
The ass-view version of a 'selfie'
A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.
'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'
'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'
Assie is a disturbing tool to pull out shit of animals, even humans
Assie has pillow-like metal to help
It is a very helpful tool to help poop
Bryan's dog uses an Assie when his dog is sick