A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that thinks they look beautiful, but actually looks like they were beat with a bag of rice.
Look at Beatrice over there. She fancy.
The most beautiful freewheeling, secret, ass-kicking nun.
Passionate lover of Ava Silva.
Mother Superion: ''where is Ava, she is supposed to be training?''
Sister Camila: ''she's with Sister Beatrice, but I don't think they're training''
A religious mormon writer and youth counselor, who has written several books which are meant to be "TRUE STORIES" however, none of them are real. She gained controversy in 1971 by writing her book: "Go Ask Alice" which was supposedly about a teenage girl taking drugs when in all probability was fabricated by this woman to alert people about the dangers of drugs.
Since the 1990s, critics have stopped giving a toss about her writing career, and she's still desperately out for attention.
"What do you mean this story isn't real? It says on the front cover: A TRUE STORY! Ohhh... wait it's made by Beatrice Sparks."
A very sassy girl and a bit mean at times,horrible to her friends,always causing arguments,thinks she is fit but she is so ugly
Friend:beatrice don't tell me what to do
Beatrice:do it or I will slap you
Person:you know that person beatrice she is so sassy
Person2:ikr
Bunch of reject art students that are too busy giving head in the washrooms than actually learning, think that they’re top shit but no one cares about them
-Bro I heard that they go to Beatrice Desloges!
-Yeah I could tell from their shitty dyed hair and shitty clothes
An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.
Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"