A fork of Rural Dictionary
when somebody fucks you so hard that your balls turn blue and you cum massively.
Oh yea! I was with girl last night, i think she gave me blueballs.
When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.
I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.
The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
The code name for the systematic study of sightings of men displaying attention seeking behaviour online in order to solicit images of women to be used for their own sexual gratification.
Project Blueballs: Entry May 2021: Subject appeared in chatroom, hovered in a stationary position for some time, responding only when female members present contributed to the conversation. When all sign of female members in the vicinity was lost, subject travelled away from the site at high speed evading further detection.
the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm
oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.
When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.
*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number! Adult guardian: time to go! *in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.
It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.