A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo
"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"
An absolute machine bare knuckle fighter mush who bench presses me braithwate for fun he is also Oliver hare
Kujo bruiser just jumped me, I have 7 broken bones I don’t know how i survived
The man the myth the legend the gypsy king ain’t nobody stopping Oliver hare
kujo bruiser is coming I need to be careful or I’ll die