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seafood cappuccino

Facial hair containing vaginal excretions from oral sex.

I prefer eating ass over pussy. If it starts out clean it stays clean. Eat pussy and you'll have a seafood cappuccino on your face within minutes regardless.

by Medusil August 24, 2021

Shaggerino Cappuccino

When you’re extremely tired and you just want to lie on the ground

I ran a marathon today - it was real shaggerino cappuccino

by bzer March 09, 2024

Cream Cappuccino

When you and a group of friends order a cappuccino from Starbucks, and when you get the cappuccino, all sit in a circle around it. Last person to cum gets it dumped in their eyes.

Person 1: Dude, you busted so quick last night.
Person 2: I know, I didn’t want to have the cream cappuccino.

by Dufenshwartz February 16, 2019

Scillian Cappuccino

Amanda Holdens key word for about to kill someone

We're gonna Scillian Cappuccino this guy

by Crockofcrocks September 01, 2022