A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you call the police on yourself without thinking.
" yo i just did the colt harp... man i am a fucking idiot" " sorry officer the only reason you got called is because my sons friend just pulled a colt harp..."
the closest your white ass will ever get to the ghetto
eg. "Im sick of being a middle class white boi" ***slurp**** "bitch please" gotta love that colt 45