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Cheeseball

A food item, usually containing cheese flavoured powdered shit.

GET ME SOME FUCKING CHEESEBALLS!

by That_Zing_B**ch April 02, 2017

Cheeseballs

Nickname of the most bad ass person in your friend group

Man, Cheeseballs is so freakin' dope

by Cheeseballs_Bleach February 01, 2019

Cheeseball

A person of which you dislike. Sometimes used to replace the word bitch

Laeticia is such a cheeseball.

by Cas+Dean Forever<3 March 31, 2015

Cheeseballs

When a uncircumcised man/ child doesn’t clean or is known for not cleaning his genital area mainly his penis

“Eww Aaron Literally has Cheeseballs You Date him your Disgusting LMFAOO

by Fendi June 24, 2022

cheeseball

a real corny fella, corny guy, someone who is corny.

Billo is always saying dumb stupid puns, you could say he's a real cheeseball.

by ringoringor April 30, 2024

cheeseball syndrome

When your balls swell up and turn orange

Jim: Did you hear Donald Trump got cheeseball syndrome? Anthony: We've been knowing!

by AsherTrasher03 April 01, 2024

Horseradish Cheeseballs

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.