A fork of Rural Dictionary
Skid Row came through town last night and all we got was their glam chowder!
The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.
"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"
"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"
"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."
"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.
a little manny boy who has insane rizz and looks like chowder but has 0 bitches and likes to listen to his dad going at it
“my dad is 56 and still going at it and i’m proud - chowder 2.0”
The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.
“Girl, you tryna catch this chowder rifle?”