A fork of Rural Dictionary
Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.
The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.
Another word for cocaine.
My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.
Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.
"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"
Like a soggy cornflake that flops around in your cereal bowl the term is used to describe someone unenthusiastic, negative and passive.
Me: Hey you want to rage tonight?
Friend: Nah, i dont see the point in getting drunk
Me: Stop being such a soggy cornflake and take a shot
Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table
“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”
A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.
Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.
A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy
and they can walk because they have legs
yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake