A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large translucent cloud-god.
It's raining, him downstairs must be angry.
your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina
occasionally is illuminated
"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"
The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.
When you got what you ain't supposed to have!
My first date was when I showed you my downstairs mix up!
Common form of describing the act of eating pussy, ie cunninglingus
I am going to eat at the downstairs restaurant tonight
Another term for male masturbation.
Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."