A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.
When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.
Also normally having a baby dick
"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.
Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.
A fun new way to play with your wang. You take one ball in each of your hands, and wrap them over and around your dick making what looks like a hotdog. The balls are the bun and the wiener is the wiener.
"Yo bro check out my brain balls!"
"That's cool and all but check out my hot dog dick!"
"That's so rad bro
A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.
The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.
A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times
God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace