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When you fall really fucking hard it can be on your face or not it doesn't matter

Guy 1: aye you seen that nigga eat shit while running the other day?
Guy 2: Yea he fucking hard as shit

Having a really bad day.

John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.

to hang out, or to imply people gossiping

We were at the mall, eating shit.

I walked away 'cause they were eating shit, and Mary's my friend.

To consume one's or another's feaces

Ben: "Oi, eat shit!"

Pedestrian proceeds to eat shit

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

What poor people do.

Hobo Bob:Hey joe,look what I found!
Hobo Joe: Alright! Shit!
Hobo Bob:Let's eat shit

v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.

not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.

only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.

past tense: ate shit

i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.