Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Viagra Falls

Viagra Falls is a a small sub region on the outskirts of Niagara Falls where old men flock by the dozens to purchase semi legal Viagra pills. Basically the black market of boner pills.

“Hey Colin how was your day” “It was pretty good, I spotted former Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz at Viagra Falls”

by Garbanzo July 29, 2019

Crystal Falls

Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.

I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.

by A former yooper. March 15, 2009

Scorpion Fall

When you face-plant into the ground, and your feet come up and behind your head making you look like a scorpion.

Scorpion Fall

by Pyzro June 02, 2011

Falling Down

A bad ass movie produced in 1992 starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall in which a man whose life sucks ass abandons his car in a LA traffic jam and goes on a crime spree. Worth watching in conjunction with Office Space after having a day that really fucking pissed you off.

Falling Down was by far the most fucking awesome shit in the discount DVD bin at the mother fucking grocery store!

by The Asshole December 06, 2005

goat falling

something that you see on urban dictionary right next to first definition

Hey, have you seen goat falling GIF on ud?

by Notmelol123 February 14, 2022

Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet. 2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

by JJs 4 Life August 07, 2009

Caucasian Falls

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"

see definition of Cuyahoga Falls the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"

by Truthinthehouseo'lies March 05, 2012