Country Dictionary

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Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster June 14, 2007

five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

by octopod November 25, 2003

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

five finger linger

Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".

If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.

by T-B0NE666 January 05, 2005

five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 16, 2006

five finger combo

shiting in hand & slapping a friend or foe or random person for instance a hippie or stranger or your neighbor

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuckin fuck job!

by Dustin Harder May 20, 2006

Five Finger Lick

Putting all four fingers and thumb into someone's butthole then putting each finger into their mouth for them to taste

I slipped each digit into Judy's butt, then put each one in her mouth so she could taste herself. She loved the five finger lick

by Gdropguts January 06, 2017