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fuck a duck

Something a young and\or immature child would say when in a state of distress or when highly perplexed by a situation.

" I totally messed up today in Algebra, I couldn't help but just yell fuck a duck in front of everybody. I can't believe my teacher wrote me a detention slip over it."

by chinchilla_chalupa October 01, 2013

fuck a duck

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
rape an ape or two
finger fuck an elephant
screw a kangaroo.

my middle school's fuck a duck version

by JuliaStrange August 29, 2009

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK February 18, 2005

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

fuck a duck

get a life or get a grip on reality.

I told you not to fill my presciption and you filled it any way. I'm sorry ma'am. It's the fact you filled it when I specifically told you not too. Ma'am why don't you go fuck a duck?

by Fidel Castro March 09, 2004

fuck a duck

song to the tone of row row row a boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.

by Tameron December 30, 2007