A fork of Rural Dictionary
A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.
"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."
When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot
Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"
A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.
So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!
To expose oneself to danger or the criticism of others.
"Off I go, to run the gauntlet"
~Quoted from The Diary Of Anne Frank
"It's hell week. Time to run the gauntlet punk."
n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.
1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar
2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"
Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."
Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"
Sally: "Yeah."
when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.
i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.
His sauce gauntlet loaded her sauce gauntlet with sauce.