A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.
verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.
They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.
A rediculously small penis-referencing the size of an actual gerbil.
My ex was hung like a gerbil.
Religious cult that worships gerbils; belief in the powers of the mighty gerbil. Yep....
Mom took me to the Church of Gerbil to convert me to gerbilism.