A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.
Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.
The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.
"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"
just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.
customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"
glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.
I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!
When a boy cums all over a girls ass cheeks and rubs it all around her ass
Bust a nut on my ass then glaze my donuts
The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.
"I gave that bitch a glazed jelly donut B!"
To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut
(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”