A fork of Rural Dictionary
A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
A hippie woman who fully embraces the meaning of nature.
That hippie Goddess is at one with nature.
n. a female who is a deity to mankind in bed. She is so potent at giving and receiving pleasure that she will often leave men enchanted in a helplessly amazed stupor.
Another name for some good weed.
Hey Tommy pass me some more of that green goddess
A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.
Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.
A beautiful man that goes to our school near you
Person 1: Omg, there he is
Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess
Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"
A term coined by Youtube celebrity Chris Crocker, a man or woman who frequents glory holes often and gets down and dirty
We like to visit the gloryhole goddesses at the porn theatre.