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Gordonated

Faggerific

Matt Gordon is very gordonated, especially after sex. ;-)

by Double Down July 25, 2003

Gordon

a marfan syndrome mofo that literally has zero muscle on his body. he is a gay fish. he also eats bits of poop for a snack, along with a cucumber that he shoves up his butt, then eats the tiny bits of shit off afterwards.

Gordon is mean.

by bigfatturd January 11, 2019

Gordon

HES FUCKING STRIAGHT

"Gordon say no if you're straight" "no"

by CaraOrCarl February 20, 2022

Gordoned

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

by Thomas December 15, 2003

Gordon Ramsay

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay

by fuckmeelizabeth July 14, 2017

Gordon Ramsay

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.

Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.

by Freaky.Pity August 28, 2019

Mick Gordon

The masterpiece of heavy metal goodness, especially in the Doom franchise. A god among gods.

The man Mick Gordon riffs guitars like it’s no one’s business!

by DoomSlayer240 May 04, 2020