Country Dictionary

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

Guff = Geriatric muff

"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"

basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland

that was pritty guff

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

A slang term for a physically unattractive person.

Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.

An extreme idiot with no intellectual power.

Wow. That guy's such a Guff.

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.

Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.