A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman with very hairy armpits, therefore looking like she has bob marley in a headlock
"Wow dude, look at the birds hairy armpits"
"HAHA, it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock"
A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King
I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock
when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.
A headlock where a taller person utilises their height to press another person’s head into their chest, often used as a demeaning joke
“Did you just see that? he’s short enough to get put into a nordic headlock”
putting other people down to get female or male validation from others
“Yo chris you a bitch”, says this to put down friend and make the female laugh this is a headlock
A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.