A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eruption by Eddie Van Halen is the sexiest guitar solo
Spontaneous, short, quick, movement of the feet. Occurs when you remember something, and/or want to laugh, but have to keep quite/don't want to make a sceen.
Sitting in class taking a test, your friend makes a suggestive movement which refers to an inside joke, you then release a Van Halen Shuffle.
A Halen is a synonym for a lil' bitch
Person A: Stop being such a Halen
Person B: Wow, I can't believe you just called me a lil' bitch
Halen is a really hot girl who’s pretty thick. She is usually really nice and sees the best in everyone. She knows how to treat a guy right and doesn’t need loads of attention.
Guy 1: did you see Halen? Look at that ass
Guy 2: hey don’t objectify her! She’s really nice to me
Halen defines a person you can go to for anything. He has the best humor imaginable and can make you laugh without even trying. He can easily adapt to your needs and humor just like that. Halen can get offended easily, but he doesn't really feel that way in his heart.
Oh do you know Halen?
Oh that super funny guy! Yeah! He's great!
The best fucking band on earth
I went to see Van Halen last night.