A fork of Rural Dictionary
very cool guy!!! he’s 6’1 with brown hair, loves grand theft auto, and is very funny. he’s a great listener and is very loyal. only downside is his atom.
mia khalifa: omg u know hank?
lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.
vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!
Another term for masterbating
Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.
Hank is the type of guy to sell you gas station sushi in a Sears parking lot.
You know, I think Hank may be developing a foot fungus, can you go check on him?
The act of strangling one's self to near asphyxiation whilst masturbating.
Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.
a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels
hank is a person who has gerbils up his bum