A fork of Rural Dictionary
This fuckstick tried to start a fight with me so he copped a Thai High Five
The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.
What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...
A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.
"Hypothetical High Five!" *1....2....3* "Nice!" "Nice!"
When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.
She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.
The Ultimate high five is where two men are doing two girls doggie style and the two girls are making out, then the two guys high five over the two girls.
We were bangin those two chicks last night and did the Ultimate high five.
To fool someone in thinking that what they thought of, said, or did was cool. Enticing them with a high five, than retracting said high five. After said retraction of sarcastic high five with accompanying "PSYCH!" it is customary to say, "I just high five psyched you!"
twitard: Dude, I totally saw that new twilight movie! it was awesome! Smart Guy V: Really? Cool! High five! (raises hand to initiate high five) ... PSYCH! Twilight sucks! I just high five psyched you!