Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Indoor Sunbathing

A excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children.

When I woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire.

by Stimpsonjc February 16, 2014

indoor annual leave

a. Being at work but not doing any actual work.

b. Goofing off at work.

I closed my office door and read a novel all day because I needed a day of indoor annual leave.

by AnnaBeginsAgain March 05, 2010

indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

by FridgeRaider June 03, 2004

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

Indoor Camping

When you stay in your room day on end to weeks on end to century’s on end completely absent from human civilization

Dam Aliyah you’ve been indoor camping for about a half a decade now

by Jerome McLovin June 26, 2019

Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"

She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)

by MattMastaP June 10, 2015

indoor bullstuff

1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.

I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.

by Milt Alwin April 24, 2009