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brew jammer

n. a beverage ranging from 2-15% alcohol by volume in which barley is converted to simple sugar then to alcohol via yeast. Equiv. beer, suds, stout, ale, barley pop, liquid bread, bock, lager, teddy brewski, liquid happiness. v. tr. brew jamming, brew jammed, brew jams. to participating in the act of consuming said brew jammer.

How about we hit up the ole' ale house and get brew jammered tonight. On your way back pick me up a case of brew jamemrs. In Cheers Norm is always drinking brew jammers but he never seems to get sauced whats the deal.

by richboyle April 03, 2005

Running a Jammer

verb: When hoovering over the seat of a port-o-let and letting the juice go all over the seat, making worksite art.

by floor boy October 20, 2003

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed. Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

Banjo Jammer

Any redneck white person; Or simply anyone that regularly listens to country music.

Guy1: "You see that redneck motherfucker over there?" Guy2: "Oh you mean that Banjo Jammer in his truck?"

by Black_Stallion October 22, 2011

Poo Jammer

A large brown tent with poo jammer spray painted on the side. Poo Jammer. Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!

Isn't Carl a fucking "Poo Jammer"....FAG!!!!!!!!!!!

by Seneeeeep! May 01, 2010

Rammer Jammer

The University of Alabama's Victory Cheer sang to the "Hey" song. The lyrics taunt the losing team and has proven quite controversial as it has come under fire multiple times for sportsmanship conduct.

"Hey Tigers! Hey Tigers! Hey Tigers! We Just Beat the Hell Outta You! Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer! Give'm Hell, Alabama!"

by JackDaniels007 September 29, 2007

log jammer

When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.

After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.

by Byerly May 20, 2005