Country Dictionary

Jens a person of German origin which likes to spend his time smokin pot and doin fuck all

Jens get ur bitch ass up and roll another fatti

Church girl with secrets ;)

I’m sus about this Jen I met.

the hottest girl in the world

"omg shes so jen"

Toppling unceremoniously off a high heeled shoe whilst demonstrating how you fell off a high heeled shoe. Preferably In the company of large quantities of complete and total strangers

That daft bint over there just pulled a Jen hahahaha.

Pronounced "jjjjen jjjjen"

A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.

Look at that nutter going round in circles, crying, licking her car window.....what a JEN JEN!

Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket

Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."

She is confident loves spending time with family and friends. She loves to work and drink. She is very outgoing and knows how to manage herself.

Jen