A fork of Rural Dictionary
Official designation for freshman cadets at The Citadel. Called such because their shaved heads resemble shiny door knobs. Of course, that is what their Public Affairs Office wants you to believe. After reading some of these definitions, I am beginning to wonder. Perhaps sending my baby boy to a military college that calls him a knob would not be wise... Hmmm...
John was shocked to learn not only the true definition of a knob but that as one, he would be expected to assume certain unpleasant duties...
Being ‘on the knob’ is a state that an individual can be in, it occurs after heavy drug use and has an effect of paralysis or drowsyness. Not being ‘on the knob’ can result in erratic and crack head like behaviour, after a long period of not being on the knob an individual can enter the no knob existential crisis state where they crave nothing but the knob to the point they would kill themselves for a hit on the knob.
“Oh fuck mate look at Nathan he hasn’t been on the knob Since this morning he’s loosing his shit” “Mate look at old mate China over there, he’s been on the knob in the last 20 minutes bro he ain’t movin”
To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.
I knobbed your mum last night.
1. a stupid or foolish person 2. a greeting
1. "He crashed into a parked semi-trailer? What a knob." 2. (walks into a room) "Knob." (other guy nods) "Knob."
1) a penis (of any size) 2) to describe penii (pl)
Would you like to slob on my knob bitch!