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kristian

A girl that will always be there for you no matter what and is perfect for telling things too . You could tell her anything and get great advice back. She's the most prettiest girl ever.if you have her trust then you should keep it cus once you let her go it's gonna be hard for her to see why she ever loved you before . She's caring loveable and takes a very long time to make her explode. She's very intelligent

I can't believe kristians my bestfriend

by Princess.xx.145 January 07, 2018

Kristian

Gay, Un-smart, abnormally small penis

Thank god im not a Kristian

by Jonny 515 April 29, 2016

Kristian

A short, fat emo kid with brown hair and glasses that watches anime and plays League Of Legends

Person 1: Have you seen Kristian?
Person 2: Yeah, he always munches on crackers while watching anime

by dominoguy11 October 02, 2019

Kristian

A man / woman that is known to have a very small penis and destined to be a transsexual. One can only hope a Kristian doesn't follow this path.

he is so Kristian

by SHREKBOI696969 December 19, 2018

Kristian

A Kristian is a horrible boy, loves sluts.
Likes to pick fights with random boys out of jealousy and then never carry out with it.
Is half decent until he turns 16 or so.
Loves piercings and has them in odd places.
Loves like he came from the land of Arabian space monkeys.
Overall, he's indecent and not too good looking.

Steve; "Hey, Kristian said he'd meet me here for a fight today. You seen him?"

Charlie; "Yeah, he's hiding behind that ugly slut over there. I think he's backed down"

by xScenexForxYou October 07, 2010

Kristian

A very nice guy very friendly and sociable and isnt so bad once you get to know him. Hes extremely obsessed with anime and has 15 or more friends but 3 BEST buds hes proud to call his bros/broskis. He likes videogames and wishes to abolish school. Hes very smart and extremely talented but knows how to get into your head if he sees you as a threat.
He wants to become a hardware engineer and likes marvel. Did I mention he does professional swimming.

Person1: Did you see that guy Kristian over there
Person2: Yeah the anime nerd
Person3: Hes actually not so bad once you get to know him
Person4: I heard he has a fabulous di-

by Animekid999 January 31, 2022

Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by December 08, 2020