A fork of Rural Dictionary
Referencing a fictional lubricant you apply to the toe area of your boot when you really want to stick your foot up someone's ass for acting a fool.
The engineer sent me the wrong damn drawing for the 3rd time. I am going to put on my boot lube and kick his rectum though his throat.
When you use your sisters spit to fuck your girlfriend
Hey sis , get me that redneck lube, I’m about to fuck your mom.
Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action
Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears
Luke Skywalker except with way more lube and anal.
The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.
We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.