A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.
She has daddy issues and can only get off if he does a reverse Ted Lasso.
A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.
Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.
Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.
A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.
I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.
When you make your Jewish girlfriend hose down with spray tanner and wear her fathers yarmulke while she ties dental floss around your scrotum during fellatio thus resembling a
Bolivian horse whisperer.
While I was getting out of the shower, my girlfriend decided to spice things up and give me a Bolivian Lasso. Little did I know that stirrups were not required, but welcomed!!