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DNS - Did Not Show - The act of talking up your performance for a forthcoming sporting event including actively sledging your mates and other competitors to create an air of superiority, only to not show up on the day of the event.
Norman for months has been talking up his performance and how much he is going to smash it for the forthcoming Half Marathon, but apparently 'Had a Cold' on the day and therefore couldn't compete. Norman did a Lording
The difference between your opinion and Lorde is that people actually listen to Lorde
"I think..."
"Shut up I'm listening to Lorde"
noun def: To be macho and overbearing, synonym of macho.
"Look at this lord over here."
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have you made a sacrifice for LORD yet?
Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.
All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.
Lord Nuxanor is the first of three comings of our Lord and savior LORD Twigo-sama, savior of worlds and breaker of languages. All hail Lord Nuxanor-sama, breaker of languages and savior of Fairy tale
Fooru metal alchemisto baruzohuudo was made by Lord Nuxanor-sama, breaker of languages and savior of Fairy tale