A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another name for someone’s asshole or anus
“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”
A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .
Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm
A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.
Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife
A teacher who is apparently REALLY fit but has maffis eyes and is on anti-depressants and is also rumoured to be a the forgotten star on porn hub (and is also a real bitch/slut)
"I wonder is my teacher a Malteser"
A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.
Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.
To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem
A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm
When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there
Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week
This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser