A fork of Rural Dictionary
where you had a throbber, and then has died down, but is still not gone flacid, and is still erect, but has just lost most of the inflation, giving the impression of a pencil dick, but you've just not got a full-on boner.
i was having a wank the other day, and then i heard a noise, but then when i went back, i was at half mast
Also knowen as "the Weather Man" someone who is easily aroused in the presence of two or more guys or four second of porno. He smells like a sweaty jock strap because he doesn't know how to shower and never wears socks with running shoes. He is also knowen for breaking anything that can be broken. He is more ADD then a squirrel on red bull and loves to wallow in his own filth which is why you never ask him to clean because he will only make thing worse.
What the fuck Half Mast! how do you get a boner sitting on the couch with two guys?
start off fucking her from behind. pull your dick out and get it in her ass as quickly as possible without using your hands. then you have to stay inside and "steer" her around the place like you would a ship. But you can't use your hands to hold onto her at any point.
I didn't think she could run that fast, but then I guess she's never done a captain's mast either.
When a persons pants are half pulled down, usually the result of drinking and falling asleep on the toilet.
Did you see Richard last night? Yeah he was half mast in the bathroom.
1. Occurs during the act of sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and subsequently bumps into another part of the body, causing discomfort and requiring immediate correction.
My dick fell out of my girlfriend, mast bumping her thigh on the next stroke. Man, that hurt.