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mel/melly! a person who is super cool and awesome and the best and 707 irl and has some of the most amazing traits in a human anyone has ever seen!
mel/melly is my carrot!!
mel/melly is my best friend, he is always there for me!
To kill a spider with your bare extremeties, because you're bigger than a spider!
'Oh man, you should have seen the size of that spider! Usually I'm scared shit of spiders, but I had to Melly Up because I was by myself.'
A cold hearted brunette big lip widow, Mellie murdered 6 of her own amongst her late wife. Mellie has a drinking problem. Mellie goes to rehab now. Don’t be a mellie.
Bro get the f**k away from her she’s a Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos
very cool person
smooth like butter, smells like lavender soap
emo bae
sunshine 4 lyfe
<3
melly/mel can suck my ass
A delightful individual who I love very much. They have big ol blue eyes and pleasant facial features, and to top it all off, they give wonderful hugs. Melly is an ideal person to snuggle with because they let you rest your head on their chest and have a nap. Melly is tall which is good for reaching things on the top shelf and intimidating small children, however if they put their brothers God awful skeleton mask on one more time, I will die. Melly is a fantastic baker and can eat unreasonable amounts of food, which although very impressive, does make me nervous for our future food shopping Bill's.
'How are you, melly?'
'I'm good, I just had a small breakfast of 3 pieces of bacon, 2 bits of toast, a bowl of cereal, 2 muffins, some noodles and a spooky pink cake.'