A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) When you blurt things out that make no sense without thinking about it. Basically a half-baked thought that decided it wanted to come out before it was done.
2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.
3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".
4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense
Man 1: Yo ma, I really gotta brush my teeth.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.
the day dedicated to the best person ever
sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰
Mio is the best person alive <3
-"wow that person is amazing! It's almost like they're perfect!"
-"they must be Mio <3"
Mio is a beautiful, most likely Swedish, boy. Featured by the most precious of eyes and gorgeous ginger- coloured hair. He is a bit goofy and jokes a lot, but be aware: his pranks can turn into life threatening wars if you are sensitive loser! Over all, Mio got everything you need and you will never feel alone in his company. Matches you perfectly if you’re a girl, who loves mötley crüe and your name starts with a ‘T’.
Person 1: “Who is that cutie?”
Person 2: “He is not single, but his name is Mio.”
Mio is a guy, probably from Sweden, who is awesome and handsome. He is know for his eyes, tattoos, piercings, split tongue and his amazingly beautiful hair. The best way to match a Mio is together with a girl, who loves mötley crüe and who is crazyyy. Maybe one day, they’ll get married!
Person 1: Who’s that handsome dude?
Person 2: It must be a Mio, so you better not touch him!!
Person 3: What did you just say ab.. *crash boom full-blown war*.
Mio is a really cool person who is pretty and beautiful their style is super cool and they are quiet.