A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.
Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.
Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.
That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.
Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.
I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.