A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Man Version of a Camel Toe.
Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"
because the camel toe has an ugly sister.
"girrrrrrl, did you hear about latrisse?! she got one FAT ASS moose knuckle, foe real doe!" - shatawnya
The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.
The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.
If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.
Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.
Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans
John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.
Camel toe for a really fat person
Damn dude! Look at those moose knuckles! uh-oh........here comes my lunch
How men in P&C Support Services try to attract one another.
To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.
Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.
There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.