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That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?

One who farts in the bathtub and sucks up the bubbles.

You are such a motard

n. An idiotic person from Detroit, Michigan.

Derived from "Motown," Detroit's nickname, and "retard."

Hey, that motard wearing the Red Wings jersey just lit himself on fire!

one who likes motown way, way, way too much

"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"

Best scout in qwtf. Best Anti-tank in BF1942. Best mp5 in urt and overall amazing. Mo(ron)(Re)tard.

That guy is such a motard why would he do that.

an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches

2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56

your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard

A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.

"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."