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mud flaps

Noun An excess of anal skin due to the extensive sexual use of your rectum. Dumbass terms: you take it too much in the pooper

J: I think i got dead horsed at the fraternity house last night. K: How do you know? J: Because I woke up on their astroturf with nothing but my mud flaps to keep me warm.

by Fat tits October 12, 2005

mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

by lunchbox9000 August 23, 2009

Mud Flaps

A very very very very old woman's vagina. In other words, the vaginal lips are so old and saggy that they hang down like 2 mud flaps on a car.

I saw a pair of Mud Flaps walking down the street last night.

by stevegrebb October 10, 2007

mud flap

A mullet. Short on the top, Long on the bottom.

"I wonder if that there man with the mudflap is coming to the hoe-down tonight at papa's barn?!"

by cryzz+sare December 13, 2002

mud flap

A thin tappered piece of skin that stops the flow of fecal matter to the chode.

by Sage McAilister July 26, 2003

mud flaps

excess fat and skin located under the arm and on the back

hey honey you see the mud flaps on that big guy.

by staniel clifford April 20, 2009

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005