A fork of Rural Dictionary
what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz
wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion
When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.
I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.
to handle a situation in a cowardly way.
you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?
A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass
"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"
n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole
Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing! Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!
In a way the same as Muff diving, but all over the place.
Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!