A fork of Rural Dictionary
Negro Garca is a big black man with a fat juicy cock whos power is so strong it could break universes. negro garca was birn in the fields with his brother homo garca and he also has a fat fat juicy cock.
damn that nigga got a negro garca
"C" list friends who you will hang out with, but cant be seen with
I can be alone tonight or I can be in the Negro leagues
A typical 4chan meme. His actual name is Santino Lee from the porn site bangbus.com Everybody (mostly the ones active on the internet) knows him for his red bandana and happy smile.
Earl:*smiles happily*
Jones:Damnit Earl, you look like the damn happy negro
A token black guy in films who fills the stereotype of being impossibly old, wise and sometimes able to actually perform magic. Usually the magical negro is there to give guidance to the main white hero, which may explain why the magical negro stereotype is most popular in movies geared toward a white audience.
Some examples of recent popular negros are:
Chef from South Park, Morgan Freeman, Oracle from the Matrix and Barack Obama.
Some non- black magical negros:
Mr. Miyagi, Jackie Chan, Pai Mei
Hero: Oh no! I have to defeat my enemy and save the world from certain destruction!
Abraham: don' worry chile, im a wise ole sage heeuh tah help ya through alla yo struggles.
Hero: Thank you magical negro, I suddenly feel a lot better. See you at the end of the movie! (walks off to begin quest)
Abraham: crazy chile' (smiles and shakes head reminescing, then disappears in a cloud of smoke)
PG-13 way of saying nigga please
Me: You're not white?!
Kevin: I was undercov-
Me: Negro please!
"Lake No Negro" is a derisive nickname given to the city of Lake Oswego, Oregon by some Portland Metro residents. It refers to a suburb of Portland, Oregon, which (by assumption) has no black people. Not wholly true, but almost.