A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hairline that appears much lower on the forehead than the average hairline. The opposite of a receding hairline.....a "proceeding" hairline, if you will.
Guy "A"- Did you see that hairy chick's
neandrathal hairline?
Guy "B"- Her hairline almost touched her unibrow. I think
we just saw the missing link.
When you got a hairline worst than Donald trump which is unposible with scientific research
I think my classmate has the Donald hairline
Only the most elite members of society are seen with these. It is a privilege, but also a massive responsibility to have an among us hairline. The among us hairline is a symbol of leadership and superiority, which is why you have never seen one, for holders of the among us hairline do not show themselves amongst average human beings.
Bro got that among us hairline, damn.
When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.
Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"
Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg
Where a males hair points forward no matter what.
Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.
“Jojo Siwa’s Hairline is non existent.”
When a niggas hairline is so fucked up that it looks like graph lines from an earthquake and uneven and simply a reflection of a bad barber
Ex:Tyrone:That nigga lookin' like he got lined up with a plastic spoon with that crack ass hairline