A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cute, nice, and friendly person who's friends are all girls and are all awesome, and has the best hairstyle ever, but can be very inappropriate yet funny at times.
Boy1: are you friends with Nolan?
Girl1: of course, he's the best, but also a little weird
Boy2: oh hey, are you talking about Nolan? I just asked him out and he said no, so yeah
Girl1: whaaaaaat!?!?!?
Boy1: cool?
Boy2: lel, I'm forever alone
The gayest piece of poopoo you will ever meet, he jerks and twerks to his dog and he can't pull cuz he ain't packing
Jadens mom: is that Nolan
Jadens dog: yea
Jadens mom: what a poopoo peepee head
Really cool, adorable, and has an amazing personality. He is an amazing listener in times of crisis. But if you don’t care about that he has a big ass dick to shove up your butt.
Girl one: “ hey there’s Nolan”
Girl two: “ he’s so hot”
a complete douche. he sucks and he plays girls and he is also a fuckboy. don’t mess around with a nolan. nolan’s are also typically full of themselves and don’t give a shit for anyone else.
“hey did you here about nolan and gabby?”
“yeah he completely played her and then dumped her. he’s a douche and an attention whore.”
“yeah he’s also really cocky.”
A person with this name is usually friends with a person named Jesse and they both often bang the floor like an enraged gorilla. If you see a Nolan, keep your distance you don’t know when he is going to have another outbreak.
EVERYBODY RUN! NOLAN IS ABOUT TO BANG THE FLOOR VIOLENTLY!
A cute person that is funny as HELL! They will always comfort their friends.
Nick: Nolan is hilarious!
Mike: So glad he is our friend.